THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics take a lot of siestasFranco makes trains run on time
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Eventually, though, lhistory started to happen again in Spain,
2In a small way,
3mWhen a fascist named nFranco decided to dispense with the king and omake the trains run on time.
4This caused good people the world over to discover the plight of Spain’s oppressed masses,
5And pwrite about it in books and journals and newspapers in a lot of countries outside Spain,
6Which is the only way that anything ever gets written about Spain.
7Naturally, when they found out that history was happening in Spain, qgood people from all over rushed in to help save the Spanish masses from Franco,
8Which is how aErnest Hemingway came to really put Spain on the map,
9What with b‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ and ‘Death in the Afternoon’ and all,
10cWhich made Spain very romantic and intriguing,
11And led to the discovery of a second Spic painter,
12Named dPicasso,
13Just as Franco was taking over and stopping history again.
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