THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics take a lot of siestas
Chapter 13
The Spic Decline and Fall was not nearly as funny as the Roman Decline and Fall,
2At least as far as we know,
3iSince not much was ever written about it.
4In fact, all that we know for sure is the parts of the Decline and Fall that other nations wrote about,
5Like the conquest of Spain by Napoleon Bonaparte,
6Who was jsort of French and had a brother named Joseph who thought he’d like to be king of Spain.
7So Napoleon put Joseph on the throne of Spain, where he stayed until Napoleon retired at Waterloo and the rest of the nations of Europe rescued the Spics,
8Which immediately fell silent once again, spending all their time on siestas and keeping the masses dirt-poor.
9Occasionally they resurfaced to try their hand at culture.
10They had a painter called kEl Greco,
11Which means The Greek,
12And explains how he got away with it.
13They had a songwriter, who wrote “Lady of Spain,”
14Unless somebody else did.
15And that was about it for Spic culture.
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