THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics have fun in the New WorldThe Spics take a lot of siestas
Chapter 12
rAfter the loss of the Spanish Armada, the Spics started a long slow decline, eventually losing most of their colonies,
2Including the ones in Florida, sMexico, Puerto Rico, and California, as well as the ones in South America.
3But by this time, most of the Spic colonies had become Spics in their own right,
4aBeing Christian and Spanish-speaking and cruel and vicious and intolerant and bloodthirsty,
5Though shorter physically.
6In this way, over a long period of time, the New World acquired a whole bunch of new bnations, including Mexico and Nicaragua and El Salvador and Honduras and Costa Rica and Venezuela and Colombia and Argentina and Bolivia and Uruguay and Paraguay and Ecuador and Chile and Peru.
7cBut blessed as they were with a Spanish cultural heritage, all these nations also found it difficult to make history in any lasting way,
8And so they made destancias instead and took a lot of esiestas and had fgauchos and gcorrida de toros and saved the souls of the masses by keeping them dirt-poor.
9hIn short, they spent a couple of centuries waiting for the mother country to show them what to do next.
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