THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics have fun in the New World
Chapter 11
The galleons full of gold attracted the attention of other countries who were trying to become the Chosen Nation,
2Notably England,
3Who thought that lBritannia should rule the waves,
4mAnd everything else for that matter,
5And so the nEnglish queen, named oElizabeth, sent pSir Francis Drake to sink the Spanish Armada,
6Which is a Spic term meaning “to put all your eggs in one basket.”
7Outnumbered and outgunned, Sir Francis succeeded in the typical English way,
8qBy being too stupid to lose,
9And also got some help from a storm that forced the Spic Captains to have to read their maps,
10Which practically decided the outcome right there.
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