THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics have fun in the New World
Chapter 10
In this way, the Spics established colonies throughout the New World, including Florida, Mexico, Puerto Rico, California, and too many places in South America to remember, as well as a place called the Philippines, which was so far away from anywhere that nobody else wanted it.
2All the Spic colonies were very Christian,
3fMeaning poor as dirt,
4Which was a considerable improvement over their old heathen days,
5gWhen they had gold and pagan religions of their own and cities and armies and a distinct shortage of small pox and other European diseases.
6The conversion of all these peoples to the Christian way was the accomplishment of Spic nobles called conquistadors,
7Who had names like hPizarro and iCortés and jCoronado and virtually annihilated, which is to say converted, native cultures with names like the kAztecs, the Mayans, and the Incas.
8And while all this progress was under way in the new World, the Atlantic Ocean was full of Spanish galleons taking gold back to Spain
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