THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
Spain is attached to EuropeSpain becomes sort of civilized
Chapter 1
There was a place called Spain attached to the continent of aEurope. Constantly afraid of losing its blink with Europe and thereby its only claim to ccivilization, Spain has hung on to the south coast of France with a white-knuckled grip for thousands of years.
2The knuckles are called the Pyrenees. The people who live in the Pyrenees are called dBasques.
3The people who live in Spain are called Spics. eThey never liked being called Spics, but who would?
4The Spics tried to make fhistory for a long time, but eventually they got tired and stopped.
5This is their astory.
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