THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Great family stays in charge
Chapter 9
Even after Peter’s death, the Great family stayed in charge,
2Which is how there came to be aCatherine the Great,
3Who also believed in being modern,
4bAs well as in having sex about once every half-hour,
5cWhich made her very popular in Europe,
6dUntil one of her lovers fell on her,
7And couldn’t call for help in time to save her,
8Because his bridle was too tight.
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