THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Russkies invent vodka
Chapter 8
After the death of jIvan the Terrible, the Russkies needed some time to think about what to do next,
2Which they usually do,
3And explains why they happened to miss the kRenaissance and the ldiscovery of the new world and things like that,
4Until there was a czar named mPeter the Great,
5Who thought that maybe the Russkies needed to be more modern,
6Which was a nice idea,
7Even if it was a little late.
8It was Peter who invented reading and writing,
9And buildings,
10And other things too,
11Including cities,
12Which is why the city of St. Petersburg was named after him.
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