THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Russkies invent vodka
Chapter 6
Of course, potatoes and dirt weren’t the only great things about Russkie culture.
2There was also bsnow,
3Which you could freeze to death in,
4Unless the cwolves got you first,
5Or the czar,
6Or starvation,
7Or some other great Russkie tradition like that.
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