THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Russkies invent vodka
Chapter 5
The other thing the Russkies got right about the feudal thing was making sure that the aserfs never had any fun to speak of.
2In fact, the Russkie serfs,
3Also called peasants,
4Had so little fun over the years that their only real enjoyment in life was feeling such extreme misery that the thought of being dead and buried seemed like heaven,
5Which is why the Russkies started calling their country the Motherland,
6And got so sentimental about dirt,
7Since that’s what you got to live in when you died.
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