THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Russkies figure out the serf thing
Chapter 3
For example, the Russkies eventually decided that they should be ruled by the divine right of czars,
2dWhich was something like the divine right of kings,
3But different,
4eBecause the czar got his divine right from the Russian Orthodox Church instead of the Roman Catholic Church,
5And therefore missed out on all the fashion changes that made things so exciting in Europe,
6Every thousand years or so,
7Which helps explain why the Russkies got organized as a nation about a thousand years later than everyone else,
8Among other things.
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