THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
Khrushchev bangs his shoe on the table
Chapter 25
And so the Russkies will probably keep on trying to be a jChosen Nation,
2Even if it kills them,
3And everybody else too,
4Because when you’re a Russkie,
5Nuclear holocaust doesn’t seem so bad,
6Especially when you compare it to living in Russia,
7Where absolutely nothing and no one has ever been Chosen,
8By anyone,
9Not even God,
10kWho didn’t quite survive the Marxist Revolution,
11Which, when you think about it,
12lDoesn’t seem like a very good sign for anyone,
13All things considered.
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