THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Russkies give Marxism a tryLenin frees the peasants
Chapter 17
Eventually, a Marxist named uLenin became the new czar of Russia,
2Except that he wasn’t a czar, of course,
3vBut completely different,
4wSince he didn’t spend the whole gross national product on xFabergé potatoes,
5yBut on secret police instead,
6So that the rights of the people would always be protected against the treacherous grousing of counter-revolutionary peasants,
7Who thought that since the world was going to be perfect,
8It might be nice to have something to eat,
9Someday.
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