THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Great family stays in charge
Chapter 11
Eventually, hNapoleon Bonaparte thought it would be fun to kill a few million Russkie peasants,
2And maybe conquer Russia too,
3iWhich didn’t work out very well for Napoleon,
4But made the Russkies feel pretty proud of themselves.
5In fact, the Russkie victory over Napoleon resulted in the first Russkie writer,
6Whose name was jTolstoy,
7And who wrote an incredibly long novel called War and Peace,
8Which is so great that millions of people the world over are taught to pretend that they’ve read it,
9Even though nobody has the slightest idea what it’s about.
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