THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Great family stays in charge
Chapter 10
Then there were other czars,
2With names like eNicholas and Alexander,
3And fAlexander and Nicholas,
4As well as gNicholas and Alexander,
5Who invented the modern Russkie military tradition,
6Which involves sending millions of unarmed peasants into combat in the snow,
7Against ferocious enemies led by intelligent generals,
8Just to see what will happen.
9This explains why the Russkies have more and bigger monuments to their war dead than any other nation on earth,
10And why the Russkie peasants got so fond of the czars over the years.
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