THE BOOK OF
RUSSKIES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE MOTHERLAND
The Cossacks ride like the wind
Chapter 1
At the extreme right-hand side of Europe, there was a gigantic place called Russia,
2Where a lot of people lived in complete misery for centuries,
3Because they wanted to be Chosen,
4aBut couldn’t even get a loud foul,
5Until the twentieth century,
6When all kinds of crazy things happened,
7Including a loud foul in the land of the Russkies.
8This is their bstory.
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