The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

RULES Chapter 7


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Chapter 7
The 440s held that punk writing should be mostly about dBoomers,
2Because the punks had aseen quite a lot of Boomers,
3And knew more about Boomers than practically anything else,
4Whereas the Deserters held that punk writing should be mostly about war and combat,
5bBecause they knew a lot about combat too,
6And cwar stories were more fun to read than stories about dBoomers.
7Thereupon Johnny Dodge of the 440s felled Colonel Shock, Major Cretin, and Private Partz of the Deserters with his bare hands,
8And G.I. Jane chose Slash Frazzle of Hate Mail as her champion,
9And Johnny Dodge felled Slash Frazzle with his bare hands.
10Then the Deserters did not deny that punk writing should be mostly about Boomers.
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