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The exact opposite way
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The Monotones held that punk writers should be sure not to let anything happen in their fiction,
2bBecause you wouldn’t get your picture on the back unless nothing happened in the book,
3Whereas the Assassins held that punk writers should always ckill their main characters.
4Because they agreed with the Nasticators about doing things the exact opposite way.
5Thereupon Basil Bray of the Monotones felled Richard Lobe of the assassins with his long scriver,
6And Peter Pain of the Assassins felled Don Drone of the Monotones with his armreel,
7And Hank Bludgeon of the Assassins felled William Whine of the Monotones with his long scriver,
8And Thomas Tedium of the Monotones felled Oswald Booth of the Assassins with his bare hands,
9And Basil Bray felled Peter Pain with his long scriver,
10And Thomas Tedium felled Hank Bludgeon with his bare hands.
11Then the Assassins did not deny that nothing should happen in punk fiction.
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