The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

RULES Chapter 4


The exact opposite way
Chapter 4
aThe Prophits held that punk writers should write about how the world would come to an end if people didn’t shape up,
2Whereas the Nasticators held that punk writers should do everything the exact opposite of the way other writers did it,
3Which meant not writing about the end of the world.
4Thereupon Max Murder of the Nasticators felled Amos Andy of the Prophits with his long scriver,
5And Johnny Mayhem of the Nasticators felled Danny Isaiah of the Prophits with his bare hands,
6And Gruesome Gasher of the Nasticators felled Mike Hoser of the Prophits with his long scriver,
7And the Prophits conceded that it wasn’t necessary to write about the end of the world.
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