RULES
Mostly about BoomersNo obscenities or pornications
Chapter 11
St. Nuke of the Epissiles held that punk writing should have no hobscenities or pornications of any kind,
2And that punk writers should use no obscenities or pornications of any kind,
3Because that was the easiest way to be different from other writers,
4And besides, they’d never learn any new words if they could use aobscenities whenever they wanted to.
5Thereupon the Nasticators and the Bloodilators and the Hypo’s and the Flies and the Fuzzy Tongues and the Gutter Boys and the Chainsaws and the Hotheads and the Terrorists and the Lit Lickers and the Odors and the Zeezers and the Undead and the Muggers and the Stranglers and Hate Mail all held that punk writing should be absolutely crammed full of obscenities and pornications,
6And the other Epissiles agreed,
7Leaving St. Nuke to defend his proposition all alone.
8Thereupon St. Nuke felled Gruesome Gasher, Max Murder, Johnny Mayhem, and Hitter Hal of the Nasticators,
9Then Diego Bonaparte, Edsel Christ, Zorro Jones, Kriss Krupp, and Israel Wabib of the Bloodilators,
10Then Moe Maggot, Larry Bluebottle, Curly Horse, and Shem Hubcap of the Flies,
11Then Scum Snake, White Furr, and Lipp Loggs of the Fuzzy Tongues, as well as Nancy Mouth’s champion, Shark Planet,
12Then Alan Sewer, Tom Terd, Mick Garbage, and Mr. Cellophane of the Gutter Boys,
13Then Dr. Tooth, Thomas Thumb, and Tonto Trigger of the Chainsaws, as well as Venus Chainguard’s champion, Bazooka Bob,
14Then Skull Fire, Mad Mike, and Bobby Flame of the Hotheads, as well as Belinda Burning’s champion, Redd Stallion,
15Then Ayatollah Bill, Jack Rat, King Judas, and King Pong of the Terrorists,
16And then the Shuteye Train said they’d been thinking it over and decided they agreed with St. Nuke,
17If that meant anything to anybody,
18And everyone stopped denying that punk writing should have no obscenities or pornications.
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