The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

RULES Chapter 1


Fiction Bouts
Chapter 1
The results of the Fiction Bouts in Punk City:
2The Nematodes held that if the punks were going to be writers, they wouldn’t have to wear glasses,
3Whereas the Glimmers held that the punks should all wear glasses to show the world that you didn’t have to be a wimp to be a writer.
4Thereupon Eyeless Charm of the Nematodes felled Four Eyes of the Glimmers with his armreel,
5And Nightcrawler Brown of the Nematodes felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
6And Worm Slither of the Nematodes felled Shades Kool of the Glimmers with his long scriver.
7Then the Glimmers did not deny that punk writers shouldn’t have to wear glasses.
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