THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Romans make sure about Carthage
Chapter 8
The Romans were also good at sculpture and painting,
2Because they were very fond of looking at themselves,
3vJust the way they were,
4Whatever they happened to be doing,
5Since it’s so much easier that way.
6And so the Romans made sculptures that were not exactly beautiful,
7But real, including warts and so forth,
8wAnd they painted sex scenes on the walls of xPompeii,
9yBecause it wouldn’t do to forget how to have sex,
10zAnd having a huge colorful reminder all over the walls of the house makes it pretty easy to remember.
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