THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Romans make sure about Carthage
Chapter 7
When Carthage was no longer making things difficult,
2The Romans had it easy for a while,
3And worked on the Roman culture,
4Which couldn’t be done by hplebeians,
5And so had to be done the ieasy way.
6But they did the best they could,
7All things considered,
8And wrote some pretty decent jGreek plays,
9And some pretty indecent kGreek poems,
10As well as some new Greek myths,
11Like the one about lAeneas,
12mWho escaped from Troy in the general hilarity caused by the nTrojan Horse joke,
13And started wandering all over the place,
14Something like oOdysseus,
15In fact, pa lot like Odysseus,
16Only when he got home Aeneas didn’t qkill all his wife’s suitors,
17rBut founded sRome instead,
18Which would make the tRomulus and Remus thing sort of confusing,
19If you thought about it,
20Which is hard to do,
21uAnd therefore contrary to Roman philosophy.
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