THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Patricians invent the plebeians
Chapter 3
But the Romans also knew that somebody had to do the work,
2Or it wouldn’t get done at all,
3aBecause they certainly weren’t going to do it,
4Which is why they invented two classes,
5bThe Patricians and the plebeians.
6The Patricians believed in cdemocracy,
7dExcept for slaves,
8eNot including women,
9Or plebeians,
10And so set up a republic,
11Which means that everyone is free and has a vote,
12fUnless you’re a slave or a woman or a plebeian.
13gThe plebeians believed in what the Patricians told them to believe in,
14Because the first rule of being a plebeian is to be obedient,
15Especially to Patricians,
16Who must know,
17Or why would they have all that money?
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