THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Romans learn about sin
Chapter 21
And so the Romans started going to church a lot,
2hAnd learning a lot about guilt and suffering and pain,
3\And trying hard to please the new God,
4iWho had created everything,
5jAll by Himself,
6kAnd therefore had to be capitalized all the time, including Pronouns,
7lAnd Who really loved His Chosen Tribe,
8Which included all the apes,
9For some reason,
10And showed His love by sending His only son to earth,
11mSo that He could be killed by the apes,
12nProving that Love Thy Neighbor is the way to go,
13oOr something.
14Nor is this all the Romans learned from Christianity.
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