THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
Romans roll in aisles
Chapter 19
And so the Romans came up with a new joke called the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,
2Which took a very long time and had everyone rolling in the aisles.
3For example, the Romans thought it would be pretty funny if the jlegions that everybody depended on for protection didn’t have any Romans in them,
4kBut barbarians,
5Since even the plebeians had discovered that being in a legion is hard work,
6And leaves too little time for lbread and circuses,
7Which was a hilarious Roman pastime that involved thousands of apes watching gladiators hack each other to pieces,
8Or thousands of apes watching heretics get eaten by lions,
9Or thousands of apes watching practically anything involving lots of blood and death.
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