THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
Romans roll in aisles
Chapter 18
When they saw that emperors were so much funnier than democracies, the Romans completely stopped trying to rule themselves,
2Because it’s so much easier if somebody else does it,
3And so they had a lot more side-splitting emperors,
4Like the eone who made his fhorse a consul of Rome,
5Which didn’t really hurt anything,
6Because consuls didn’t have any power any more,
7Not since the Caesars got it all.
8And then there was Nero,
9gWho fiddled while Rome burned,
10Which indicated that things weren’t absolutely completely right for the Chosen Tribe,
11What with hbarbarians attacking the capital city and all,
12If you thought about it, that is,
13Which is hard to do,
14iAnd therefore contrary to Roman philosophy.
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