THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Caesars reinvent comedy
Chapter 13
And when he got back, the senators suspected that Caesar was ambitious,
2mFor some reason.
3hey thought he wanted to be emperor,
4Which is much worse than being dictator,
5nFor some reason.
6And so they stabbed him o22 times in the pIdes of March,
7qAnd once more, just to make sure,
8And then they had a big rwar,
9And sburied Caesar and all his friends, including even tAntony and Cleopatra,
10And finally made Augustus the emperor of Rome,
11uWhich made everything all better,
12vFor some reason.
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