THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
The Caesars reinvent comedy
Chapter 12
In fact, Caesar was pretty interested in history,
2And spent most of his time making it,
3And when he wasn’t making it, he was bwriting it,
4To make sure they got it right.
5cAnd so Caesar divided Gall into three parts,
6dAnd kept all three parts for himself,
7eTo make sure that nobody else could get any,
8Which made it safer for him to leave town for a while,
9And conquer the fBrits and the gKrauts and the hSpics,
10And the iGypsies, where he met jCleopatra in a rug,
11And the rest of the world too,
12Pretty much the same way kAlexander had done it,
13Since Caesar knew a thing or two about lappropriating himself.
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