THE BOOK OF
ROMANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF GREEKS
Julius Caesar shows upThe Caesars reinvent comedy
Chapter 11
For example, the Greeks weren’t wrong about how the yChosen Tribe needs to rule the whole world,
2Which is why there was zJulius Caesar,
3Who was a consul for a while,
4aaAnd kept his eye on the other consul.
5This was good practice for the triumvirate,
6Which means rule by three apes,
7And kept Julius pretty busy keeping his eye on Sulla and bbPompey,
8Until Pompey’s head ccaccidentally wound up on a pointed stick,
9ddAnd something else happened to Sulla,
10And Julius Caesar crossed the eeRubicon,
11ffFor some reason,
12And became dictator of Rome,
13Which was when they stopped calling him Julius,
14And started calling him Caesar,
15Or even Mr. Caesar,
16aWhich changed history.
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