THE
RATIONALIZATIONS
OF DAVID THE DAD
The last cassette of the fatherGirls are people too
Chapter 4
Of course, I never say anything right,
2As my sons used to tell me,
3And even when I’m trying to be nice,
4And truthful,
5fEveryone tells me I sound like a racist,
6Which I don’t see,
7But that’s understandable, I suppose,
8Because I’m an American,
9And everything I thought I knew must be lies,
10Because everything I thought was so ain’t so,
11For some reason.
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