THE
RATIONALIZATIONS
OF DAVID THE DAD
Harry’s pravers are answeredThe last cassette of the father
Chapter 1
It came to pass that Harry had to put his adad in a home,
2bWhich he did without a thought,
3And the fewest possible words,
4These being, There’s no fool like an old fool,
5Especially one that can’t keep his mouth shut.
6And so the old fool was sent to Happy Acres to cplumb the depths of his senility,
7And true to the Word of Harry, he talked and talked and talked,
8Until the day the orderly gave him too many dsedatives by accident,
9Which was communicated to Harry by phone, causing him to exclaim, Truly my prayers for peace on earth have been answered at last,
10And I am now well content.
11But the Dad of Harry had bequeathed him one last present,
12Which was mailed to him in aRio,
13Being the last cassette of the father,
14And so gave Harry the final thoughts of an old fool,
15Looking into the face of death,
16Near the end of the twentieth century,
17Which made Harry laugh pretty loudly and uproariously,
18And is why he sought to share them with all Harriers every where.
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