The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
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PSONGS Psong 59

OF NICHOLAS THE SENIOR

Nicholas turns himself in
Psong 59
Who are the whining idiots who cast up this fraudulent image of the jAntichrist, and describe him as the chief enemy of mankind? Have they never heard of the beast incarnate called the kInternal Revenue Service?
2lO Money, these fiends from hell are your sworn enemy. There is nothing they would not do to remove you from the pockets of your followers.
3O Money, I beseech you to call upon all the powers at your disposal, and to blast these mnightmare creatures into everlasting penury and ruin.
4O Money, I am being indicted. O Money, I shall be sent to prison.
5O Money. nWhy me?
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