THE
PSONGS
OF
NICHOLAS THE SENIOR
Nicholas turns himself in
Psong 58
O Money, I have had no choice but to turn myself in to the police. O bitter day!
2dBut what is one to do when he is being chased by murderous Italians with machine guns? eWho can one buy that has more machine guns than Italians?
3fO why would anyone ever have outlawed spirits? Such fools to open such a huge avenue for the ambitions of Italians!
4gO Money, do you know anything about the internal revenue service? hThey have asked for an interview with me itomorrow.
5Do you happen to know anyone in the internal revenue service? Do any of your followers work there?
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