THE
PSONGS
OF
NICHOLAS THE SENIOR
Nicholas acquires a motorcar and a wifeNicholas is ruined
Psong 28
O Money, do you have any knowledge of the pstock market, and would you consider it a good investment for a man such as myself, who needs to increase his capital?
2Truly, I have heard your name mentioned in glowing terms by those who conduct transactions on qWall Street, and I am desirous to know if you shower your grace upon that place.
3O Money, I would not waste your time if it were not important, but rmy dear wife is with child, and already she has purchased more sthings than I would have believed capable of fitting inside one house.
4O Money, could you please give me your counsel? tAlready my dear wife has given me cross looks, simply because I mentioned that I am not made of you, and at this rate, she will see to it that you are removed from my life, completely and utterly.
5O Money, I am serious. Indeed I am most serious.
6How about it, O Money? What about the stock market?
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