The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

Front Matter

PrefFIRST PREFACE

PrefSECOND PREFACE

DedEPISTLE DEDICATORY

The Past Testament

KinKINESIS

ApesAPES

NameNAMES

GodsGODS

LiesLIES

GypGYPSIES

MesMESOPOTAMIANS

GrkGREEKS

RomROMANS

BarbBARBARIANS

ChrCHRISTIANS

BubBUBONITES

GntGIANTS

ExpEXPLORERS

SpicSPICS

FrogFROGS

BritBRITS

KrtKRAUTS

YksYANKEES

BksBEAKS

RussRUSSKIES

ChnkCHINKS

NipsNIPS

OthOTHERS

PsongPSONGS

PsayPSAYINGS

PsomPSOMETHINGS

PnotPNOTES

PspPSPECIASTES

AdamADAM

ChukCHUCK

CarlCARL

ZigZIGGIE

DavDAVE

AlAL

PaulPAUL

F&JFRANKIE & JOHNNY

EdED

JeffJEFFREY

The Present Testament

WilWILLIE

VinVINNIE

NedNED

IraIRA

ExtEXPLOITS

HillHILLITES

AnnANNENBURGHERS

JefsJEFFERSONIANS

KensKENSINGTONIANS

SwarSWARTHMORONS

HallHALLITES

DrexDREXELITES

BoulBOULEVARDIERS

PennPENNSYLVANIANS

ForgFORGERS

WhtWHARTS

MawrMAWRITES

CentCENTRALIANS

MallMALLITES

MainMAINLINERS

BrdBROADSTREETERS

RatRATIONALIZATIONS

The Book of Harrier Brayer

S&SSigns and Symbols of the Pontifical Harrier Parish

HarTable of Harrier Days and Appointed Texts

Harrier Orders of Service

MBDaily Morning Brayer

EBDaily Evening Brayer

LitThe Litany

B&PBrayers and Platitudes

HCHarry's Consolation

HRFHarrification

AduAdultification

MatMatrimony

BurBurial of the Dead

JHA Catechism for Junior Harriers

ArtArticles of the Pontifical Harrier Parish

The Harrier Hymnal

HYThe Harrier Year

ChrChristmas

NDNational Days

GenGeneral

HIIndex of First Lines

The Punk Testament

BandBANDS

BoutBOUTS

DbtDOUBTS

RulRULES

BelBELIEFS

AngANGELS

TheyTHEY

YouYOU

UsUS

WepWEAPONS

WarWAR

WayWAYS

Psomething

THE BOOK OF

PSOMETHINGS Psomething 56

Two hundred years for each breast

Psomething 56

^kSomething something,

2My coy mistress,

3^lSomething,

4^mAnd then something,

5ⁿTwo hundred years for each breast,

6^oOr maybe even a few years longer than that.

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