THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
The universe has lots of things in itWorld War II was the biggest
Psaying 5V
V is for Values,
2Which every man has to have,
3Like working hard,
4And being sober,
5And being kind to dumb animals,
6And always opening the door for ladies,
7And going to church,
8And telling the truth,
9And being polite to your elders,
10And always being clean and shaved and neatly dressed,
11And not speaking ill of the dead,
12aAnd not telling dirty jokes,
13And loving your country,
14And giving back more than you take,
15And taking care of your family,
16And not washing your dirty linen in public,
17And standing by your principles, no matter what,
18And never being rude to anyone, even if they deserve it,
19bAnd being a good sport, win or lose,
20And never crying, unless you’re a woman,
21And always looking a man in the eye when you shake his hand,
22And never ever hitting a woman, for any reason whatsoever, period, including your sister,
23And never taking advantage of a woman when she’s…, well, just don’t take advantage, that’s all,
24cAnd never ever using bad language of any kind, because imagine how embarrassed you’d be if you slipped in good company,
25And always being fair, no matter who they are,
26Because not everybody has had your advantages,
27And it’s your responsibility to set a good example.
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