THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
The universe has lots of things in it
Psaying 5T
T is for the Tools every man has to know how to use,
2Because things have a way of breaking periodically,
3And if you don’t know how to fix things,
4bThey’ll fall apart eventually,
5And people will think you’re a lazy good-for-nothing.
6And practically all the tools you’ll ever need you can get at cSears,
7dIncluding automotive tools, like ratchet sets, and wrenches, and jacks, and hoists,
8eAnd carpentry tools, like saws, and hammers, and drills, and planers, and screwdrivers, and measuring tapes, and chisels, and awls, and brushes, and sanders, and many more besides,
9fAnd masonry tools, like trowels, and levels, and reinforcing rods, and wire brushes, and other stuff too,
10gAnd even garden tools, like wheelbarrows, and hoes, and rakes, and edgers, and lawn brooms, and plows, and seeders, and lawn mowers,
11Not to mention lots and lots of supplies for every kind of job you’d ever want to tackle.
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