THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
Television will rot your brain
Psaying 5N
N is for the Nations of the world,
2Which you should be familiar with,
3And be able to identify on a map,
4Because you are an American,
5And America leads the world,
6Including all the major powers,
7bLike Britain, and France, and I guess, West Germany and Japan,
8And America’s other allies,
9cLike Canada, and Australia, and Israel, and Italy, I suppose,
10And the Iron Curtain countries,
11dLike Russia, and East Germany, and Poland, and Czechoslovakia, and Hungary, and Albania, and Romania, and Yugoslavia sort of,
12And all the poorer nations who we give foreign aid to,
13eLike all the South American countries, including Mexico,
14fAnd all the African countries that are really countries, and not just jungle tribes,
15gAnd all the Arab countries that have oil,
16And a whole bunch of countries in the far east,
17hLike the Philippines, and Taiwan, and Korea, and I can’t remember all their names,
18iExcept for Red China,
19Which we don’t recognize,
20At all.
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