THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
Knots come in handy sometimesTelevision will rot your brain
Psaying 5M
M is for Measures, owhich you can look like an idiot if you don’t know,
2Because everybody needs to know that there are four quarts in a gallon, and two pints in a quart, and,
3Well,
4They need to know how many pecks there are in a bushel,
5And how many feet in a mile,
6And how many yards in an acre,
7pAnd how many rods in a fortnight,
8And how many pounds in a ton,
9And how many ounces in a qpound,
10And how many shillings in an ounce,
11And how many seconds in a minute,
12aAnd how many leagues in a mile,
13And all that stuff.
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