THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
Princeton full of spoiled rich boys
Psaying 5E
lE is for Education,
2Which is why it’s so important for you to do well in school and go to a good college,
3Like the mIvy League,
4Or maybe the nBig Ten,
5Except that no son of mine will ever go to oPrinceton,
6Because it’s so full of spoiled little rich boys,
7Which could give you the wrong idea,
8About a lot of things,
9pEspecially about bow ties.
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