THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
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Psaying 5D
D is for the big Disasters that happen every so often,
2And if you don’t want people to look at you like you’re some kind of idiot,
3You’ll remember all the most important ones,
4nnnLike the Chicago fire,
5oooThe San Francisco earthquake,
6pppThe eruption of Vesuvius,
7aThe sinking of the Titanic,
8bThe sinking of the Lusitania,
9cThe sinking of the Maine,
10dThe sinking of Atlantis,
11eProhibition,
12fThe Black Plague,
13gBlack Monday,
14hThe Donner Party,
15iThe Hindenburg Explosion,
16jThe Johnstown Flood,
17kThe Last Days of Pompeii,
18And many many more that I can’t think of right now,
19Although they’re all important.
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