The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
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PSAYINGS Psaying 5C


Everybody knows the capitals
Psaying 5C
C is for Capitals, which if you don’t know them is a sure sign that you’re not very well educated,
2Because everybody knows the capitals,
3Especially the really difficult ones,
4Like hhLa Paz, iiReykjavik, jjBaton Rouge, kkHelena, llWheeling, Topeka, mmRichmond, nnSacramento,
5ooAlbany, ppCarson City, qqTrenton, Caracas, rrFort Lauderdale, ssAustin, ttSioux City, uuRio de Janeiro,
6Brussels, vvOlympia, wwBuenos Aires, Warsaw, xxSeoul, yyCalcutta, zzBismarck,
7aaaCheyenne, bbbIndianapolis, cccMontgomery, dddJohannesburg, eeeOslo, fffBaltimore, gggBogotá,
8hhhBudapest, iiiToronto, jjjRichmond,
9And a bunch of others too,
10Which you should learn by heart,
11Including the really easy ones,
12Like kkkParis, and lllLondon, and mmmRome,
13If you don’t want people to think you’re a fool.
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