THE BOOK OF
PSAYINGS
The smart student learns many thingsThe wisdom of adages
Psaying 5
And any son of mine must also know his ABCs, which are the key to being a good man and a good citizen.
2And the mABCs include things that you can learn in school, as well as things you can learn by spending your free time profitably, and not in front of a ntelevision set.
3And there are also lessons in the ABCs which you must seek to learn from your mother and father, because they are required of all members of this family,
4And I urge you to listen well, and then learn what I speak of, for an ignorant man odisgraces his family, and is shunned by his peers,
5Which is why you should sit down and relax, and quit ptapping your foot, because this will take a while, and I will not stop until I have finished, unless your inattention causes me to lose my temper, and aapply a different kind of lesson to your backside.
6Am I making myself clear?
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