The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
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Psaying 1
The Psayings of the aDads of the Chosen;
2To know what is going on; to excel in the ways of God and men;
3bTo be regarded as shrewd; to have the whole world hang on your every word;
4To be sought out and chonored; dto have buildings and institutions named after you;
5A wise man will pay attention, and will get up pretty eearly in the morning; he will work hard at fappearing to have knowledge, and will gmemorize the lessons of his teacher.
6hFear of punishment is the beginning of discipline; and only fools scorn both punishment and discipline.
7My son, be warned that there will be a itest later; and if you prove to be dull of mind, your punishment will be extreme;
8jFor these things are being taught you for your own good; kand your failure will hurt your father and mother worse than it will you;
9So be good and ldutiful in hearing these words of wisdom; or know that there will be no allowance for several months.
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