THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
Atten-hut!
Chapter 9
I’ll withdraw that question, of course,
2Because you can feel superior if you want to,
3aJust like Harry said,
4And you can be as bcertain about it as you want,
5Because Harry’s ctrinity is your trinity too,
6And nothing will ever take that away,
7But just bear in mind that when Mike uses the trinity,
8dHe desires to kill the lawyers,
9And he is certain they should all be tortured to death in an amazingly painful way,
10Because lawyers are to blame for a lot of things,
11Including the fact that ejustice in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth is a joke,
12And not a very funny one at that,
13fWhich it might not be if you were ever serious about what it means to call law a “profession,”
14And what that might say about what kind of a gperson a lawyer should be.
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