THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
Destroy what other people think
Chapter 8
So I suppose it’s also okay that none of you ever contributes anything,
2Or builds anything,
3Or adds anything but grief to the quality of life,
4Or ever do anything at all but profit from human misery,
5And greed,
6And violence,
7And spite,
8And lust for revenge.
9oI suppose it’s okay that you misrepresent facts and situations for a living,
10And that you’ll destroy the pwitness with the speech impediment,
11Never mind the truth,
12qBecause there is no truth,
13And it’s not your fault,
14And you’re not responsible anyway,
15And all that,
16rBut why do you have to be so incredibly unbelievably superior about it,
17sWhen you’re just exactly like everybody else,
18Except maybe a little smarter and meaner and better dressed?
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