THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
Destroy what other people think
Chapter 7
iAnd so you sue.
2And sue,
3And sue,
4And get the jgarbage off,
5And sue some more,
6And make lots and lots of money,
7And call each other kcounselor,
8And you never ever think about what you might be doing to people,
9Or to the country,
10Or to yourselves,
11Which is why you’re all Harriers,
12Every one,
13And why I guess you must all be lokay,
14Although there’s nothing that says I have to admit it,
15mBecause I am Mike,
16nAnd I just hate lawyers.
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