THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
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Chapter 5
And probably Harry would say to me,
2“Don’t bust a gut, Mike.
3“Don’t try to be different from the way you are,
4“Because remember,
5q“There are no contradictions.”
6And so usually, I don’t think about anything at all,
7Because life is so much easier that way,
8rExcept that I really hate lawyers,
9And I want you to know how much,
10aBecause I really really hate you.
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