THE AFFIDAVIT OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · TO THE
PENNSYLVANIANS
Spring the thieving banker
Chapter 4
So what can Mike say to a lawyer?
2We’re all Harriers, of course,
3lAnd Harry made it pretty clear that we don’t have to like each other,
4Or help each other,
5mEspecially if it’s convenient to blame each other,
6nBecause we should all be just the way we are,
7oAnd I am Mike,
8And I just hate lawyers,
9pWhich is perfectly okay by Harry,
10Who would be proud of me.
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